Shortcake: What are we having for supper tonight?
The Mrs.: Well, since it's already 6 pm I thought I'd just get you guys McDonald's.
(joyous cheering from the backseat)
Shortcake: But what are you going to eat, Mommy?
The Mrs.: I'm going to stop in here and get Chinese food.
Shortcake: What kind of food do they have there?
The Mrs.: No, Punkin, they do not serve tacos at Chinese restaurants.
Shortcake: So what DO they serve?