Kids really do say the darndest things.
Here are some recent gems from my girls that had me cracking up.
Punkin: "He's playing the toobub"
(It's a tuba, actually, but her pronunciation is way cuter.)
Shortcake: "We have a new kid in our class. His name is Blank."
(I'm assuming his name is actually Blake, but I could be wrong. Some of her classmates have a whooper of a name.)
Shortcake: "Look at Barbie! She wearing a tee-ra-ra."
(She knew she wasn't pronouncing "tiara" correctly but couldn't for the life of her say it right despite several attempts.)
Punkin: "Hey! Look at that guhlilla!"
(I can't NOT say guhlilla instead of gorilla thanks to Punkin. It flows better, don't you think?)