Did you not see how happy she was at the thought of returning to school today? Did you not notice how adorable she was with her Dorothy inspired braids, giddy with the thought of wearing her brand new ruby slippers to her class Halloween party? Did you take pleasure in seeing her tears of sadness and defeat when it was I who had to deliver the awful news that she could not return to school today? No little boy or girl who loves school as much as she does should have to miss out on one of the greatest school days of the year. Bacteria/virus, you are evil and malicious and just downright cruel.
I hate you, bacteria/virus. I honestly hate you right now. So again, I say: SUCK IT!
Signed, a very bitter mother,