I've been searching for my three favorite koozies since our houseboat trip in late July because really, what's the point of being on a houseboat without your favorite koozie(s) keeping your beverages cold? Anyway, I've searched high and low for these things and nothing - until tonight. I finally found them. In the cabinet above my stove. Right next to my cookbooks and recipe binder. That I obviously have not consulted in almost two months.
This discovery is wrong on so many levels.